I have no in between.
I Wrote A Novel*
And immediately I thought to myself, I should write a story about writing that story. It could be meta and funny and clever. I have so many amazing anecdotes about this process, e.g., the time I sat in a Casino for a bit to see what the fuss was about for Research Purposes, or the…
A Phrase I Imagine Wrong
Suffer with me
(For a generous definition of ‘threat’, anyway)
Failure in A Minor (Some Other Girl)
Once there was a girl who wanted to be a music teacher. She started playing the piano when she was eleven and the clarinet when she was thirteen. She loved playing and wanted to spend her life helping others like her have that opportunity too. Third person, you understand. She isn’t me. Some other girl…