Tag: baby

  • Dribble

    Dribble

    Uh oh! Lucy lost the baby! Will she find her? YOU’LL NEVER GUESS THE SHOCKING TWIST!!!1!

  • Baby Practice

    Baby Practice

    ************************ I mean, not right away, but when the crawling starts. Remember, if you love my Silence Killed the Dinosaurs stories and comics, check out my Patreon page or  store. You can support my work and get unique rewards! Just so you know, I am now using affiliate links to my store. This means that if you follow one […]

  • Sweet Potato: Giving Birth After Multiple Miscarriages

    Sweet Potato: Giving Birth After Multiple Miscarriages

    Imagine a bath so big that I, a grown adult of average size, could float away. It was my partner’s job to hold on to my leg and keep me anchored as I dealt with the contractions through a mix of relaxing in hot water, watching Jurassic Park on my laptop (placed out of splash-range), snacking on raspberry liquorice bullets, getting a bit high on gas and air, and telling Laura Dern not to celebrate because…

  • Parenting Tips No One Tells You (except me, of course) #1

    Parenting Tips No One Tells You (except me, of course) #1

    ************************ It took me an embarrassingly long time to work this out. I spent months in a ditch at the side of the park paths in over-sized coffee-stained jumpers staring enviously at all the put-together parents cruising around in sleek active-wear and looking like they’d actually showered and remembered about brushing their hair that morning […]

  • Loud Noises

    Loud Noises

    Something no one warned me about babies …