Loud Noises

2 panels. First panel, text reads: 'Something no one warned me about babies...' while a cartoon me holds a cartoon baby. A small green fart cloud comes out of my behind, reading 'parp', and I say "Whoops! Sorr--". Panel 2. An enormous green-shading-to-dripping-brown fart cloud reading 'PAAAARRRRRRBBBB--"and turning into a messy scribble comes out of the baby's behind. I look shocked. Text reads: '... is how loudly they fart and poo.'

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Yes, that is an accurate depiction of the hair she was born with. And fart volume she can achieve. I will have to get used to being outdone.

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12 responses to “Loud Noises”

  1. The Hinoeuma Avatar

    OMFG! I lost it! I haven’t been able to see or breathe for ten minutes! 🤣🤣🤣 The dripping squiggles is spot on!

    So she has thick hair?

    1. Lucy Grove-Jones Avatar

      Her hair is longer than mine and sticks up on top in this big quiffy mohawk situation. It’s amazing.

  2. The Hinoeuma Avatar

    You have an adorable black & white cat, BTW…

    1. Lucy Grove-Jones Avatar

      We do! Did you see a picture on on of my social media accounts?

  3. esoterica Avatar

    I laughed so hard I snorted!! I haven’t had ANY experience with babies and would never have guessed… this is hilarious!!

    1. Lucy Grove-Jones Avatar

      It really surprised me! They’re so tiny for such big noises.

  4. tistheczn Avatar

    Or how amused they are by their farting and pooing. . . .

    Hope you’re having the time of your life! It is a most astounding journey to travel.

    1. Lucy Grove-Jones Avatar

      She’s not at a level of awareness to be amused by farts yet (though once she did fart suddenly and loudly enough to startle herself and she cried).

      I am enjoying myself immensely.

  5. Wilt Avatar

    What does Percy make of all the cacophony?

    1. Lucy Grove-Jones Avatar

      Not a fan of the yelling. Has yet to react to the farts.

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