Tag: Parenting

  • Unexpected Things Babies Like

    Unexpected Things Babies Like

    I completely expected for them to like power points, grabbing the cat’s tail and throwing themselves from heights. I knew about those things. Following a crawling baby around stopping her from repeatedly headbutting every solid object she came across was not something I expected to be doing at all, let alone often.

  • Dribble

    Dribble

    Never a dull moment.

  • Baby Practice

    Baby Practice

    I mean, not right away, but when the crawling starts.

  • Parenting Tips No One Tells You (except me, of course) #1

    Parenting Tips No One Tells You (except me, of course) #1

    t took me an embarrassingly long time to work this out. I spent months in a ditch at the side of the park paths in over-sized coffee-stained jumpers staring enviously at all the put-together parents cruising around in sleek active-wear and looking like they’d actually showered and remembered about brushing their hair that morning . Bonus tip: This also works great for playing Pokemon Go.

  • Loud Noises

    Loud Noises

    Yes, that is an accurate depiction of the hair she was born with. And fart volume she can achieve. I will have to get used to being outdone.