Pride and Prejudice and Spiders

If this post is anything to go by, you could reasonably assume that isolation of sitting at home all day with CFS has finally pushed me over the border from ‘quirky’ to ‘weird’. This will probably come back to haunt me when my family drag it out as evidence of my incompetence so that they can have me forcefully committed and gain control of my fortune.

I’m going to post it anyway because I don’t have a fortune and never will have a fortune, but I do have a HECS debt and (the way things are going) will always have a HECS debt. So the joke will be on them. Suckers.

If you missed that first Austenified Spider you can find it here, but if you click the link hoping it will provide a logical reason for why this is happening and how it is funny, then you will be disappointed.






I wish I could promise you that this is the only time that I will post ridiculous cartoons of spiders in scenes from Jane Austen books. Doing so might stop a few of you unfollowing me. But I can’t, because it would be a lie. I don’t wish that at all. I love this. I love everything about this, including and especially because it’s stupid.

Also, drawing sideburns on cartoon Jane Austen characters (even if they’re spiders) was more fun than it should have been.

9 responses to “Pride and Prejudice and Spiders”

  1. BRH Avatar

    The sideburns! The bonnets! The cuffs! The post-lake hair! Soooo so good! I will never unfollow you, even though that sounds a bit (lot) creepy.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. silencekilledthedinosaurs Avatar

      Haha. So long as you aren’t watching me sleep, follow away.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Marcy Erb Avatar

    I’m glad you didn’t make that promise! Keep posting them! Throw caution to the wind and never look back!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. silencekilledthedinosaurs Avatar

      I think I can promise to do that.


  3. Problems With Infinity Avatar

    hehe I love them! If I could I would follow you MORE because of them! I kind of want to re-read some Jane Austin now and imagine the Austenified spider in it…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. silencekilledthedinosaurs Avatar

      Maybe the next movie adaptation could have a spider character. I would like that.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Problems With Infinity Avatar

        I feel like your spider person versions of her books could be like those zombie remakes of old classics except in picture form!

        Liked by 1 person

  4. Charlie Wolf Avatar
    Charlie Wolf

    Well this morning I count myself thoroughly and arachnidically charmed. Brilliant.

    Liked by 1 person

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