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Easter for Sadists, Part 2
So yeah. When I originally came up with the Cunning Plan, I did not expect that for Phase 3, the most important phase, the climax, the culmination of years of mildly-sadistic daydreaming, the bit that involved a lot of heavy lifting, that I would be …
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Pregnancy Brain
I wish this wasn’t a true story, but it did happen.
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Troubling Questions
I mean, I’m assuming it’s the beard and one of us isn’t just going bald down there.
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Distractions
He’s loving working from home with me.
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Living With A Bookworm #2
Everything Shakespeare wrote is a dick joke, a gloriously terrible pun, a sword fight, or a gloriously terrible pun that is also a dick joke taking place during a sword fight. If he had been big on adding stage directions, I’m certain ‘[pelvic thrust for emphasis]’ would be part of the Great Western Literary Tradition.
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Living With A Bookworm #1
But seriously, what are you reading?
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Beards
He’s so proud of himself and his appearance now. It’s lovely.
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Easter for Sadists
Easter is here, and that means it’s time for my two favourite things—excessive chocolate consumption and crushing my loved ones under the sheer weight of my competitive pettiness. I probably need to explain that last one…
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Nice Bed
I promise I’ll do something not about cats soon.
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Games
My partner plays a game with our cat…
Silence Killed The Dinosaurs 