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The Feline Water Cycle
I don’t think of my cat as my baby. That’s not to say I don’t love the floof-demon a stupid amount or take my responsibility of his wellbeing seriously, I just don’t think of our relationship as parent-child. I don’t mind if other people think of their pets as their children or fur-babies or whathaveyou,…
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Brewing Tea
A (frequent) tragedy in three acts.
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Meow
Are you even a cat owner if you don’t mock your cat’s dramatic feed-me meows?
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Work-From-Home Colleagues
The untold problems involved in working from home.
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Pests
Cats are very useful.
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The War Continues
There will be no end.
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The War of the Plants
I have never confronted my mum about this, but I’m pretty sure I’m at least 50% elvish. Having plants around makes me feel good. It always has. When I was a kid in need of a private place to sulk, I would climb a tree. After a long hard day of being a nerd in…
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Cat Daydream
We are just furniture for cats.
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Cat Pie Chart
Murder, pur, toebeans
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White Goose’s Reign of Terror
One day when I was little my parents decided to ruin everything. This was not unusual. Parents of small children must keep to a strict schedule of Ruining Everything to prepare their brood for the challenges of life. It is important to get all your tantrumming out of the way as a child when you…
Silence Killed The Dinosaurs 