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  • The Bird

    3 panels of a comic. Panel 1: A bird flies over comic Lucy and her toddler, doing a bird poo which narrowly misses Lucy. Panel 2: Lucy calls out 'Missed!'. Panel 3: the toddler toddles back into frame carrying something.
    3 panel comic. Panel 1: Comic Lucy bends down to take whatever her toddler is bringing her and says 'What's this...?'. Panel 2: Comic Lucy looks at what she is holding, it is bird poo, while her toddler toddles off in delight. Panel 3: Comic Lucy is still holding the bird poo. The bird flies back over flipping the bird and wearing sunglasses

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    Betrayed by my own blood.

    I’m updating my Patreon tiers! Now if you join at the Triceratops tier or higher you will get a sticker pack in the mail. They are very cool. It would be awesome if any patrons out there who haven’t already could pop on over to Patreon and update their shipping details so I can mail them out!


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  • Unexpected Things Babies Like

    A comic. Title reads: Unexpecting things babies like. Four panels. First panel: whisks. It depicts a baby happily chomping on a whisk. Second panel: pictures of other babies. It depicts a baby

    I completely expected for them to like power points, grabbing the cat’s tail and throwing themselves from heights. I knew about those things. Following a crawling baby around stopping her from repeatedly headbutting every solid object she came across was not something I expected to be doing at all, let alone often.

    Big thank you to the friend who put me onto whisks as the best impromptu baby entertainment object.


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  • Double Standards

    Two panels of a comic. Comic Lucy and a friend sit facing each other on dining chairs holding cups of tea. In the first panel, the friend says 'I don't feel like anything I'm doing is good enough'. In the second panel, comic Lucy replies with 'You're doing amazing just by being you!'
    Two panels of a comic. Two Comic Lucys sit facing each other on dining chairs holding cups of tea. In the first panel, the one of the comic Lucys says 'I don't feel like anything I do is good enough'. In the second panel, the other comic Lucy is standing holding her chair over her head, ready to beat the first comic Lucy (who is cowering on the floor) with it

    It’s okay everyone, I’m in therapy, therefore this can be read as socially-acceptable self-deprecating snippet of entertainment and not a poor attempt to muffle the scream for constant validation that bubbles up inside me in ever smaller intervals that I am slowly becoming aware will never, ever be sated.

    Show this comic to someone who likes tea. Or chairs.


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  • Cats (pattern)

    A blue circle full of illustrations of cats doing playful or funny things. Some are jumping or stretched out. One is poking a cactus. Some are in boxes. One is eating a plant. One is licking itself, butt visible.

    This isn’t a comic or story.

    I’ve used my Lu Repeating pattern skills (reminder that I have a pattern persona called Lu Repeating) to make a new cat pattern of Silence Killed the Dinosaurs style cats. For fun.

    Also for my store.

    Above is the not-actually a pattern version.

    Below is the actually a pattern version.

    A pattern of cartoon cats on a blue background. Some are jumping or stretched out. One is poking a cactus. Some are in boxes. One is eating a plant. One is licking itself, butt visible.

    That’s it. That’s everything. Please go about your day.


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  • Lucy Ruins Everything And Says Fuck A Lot

    You may have noticed that my website looks a little different (if you haven’t, please notice now). Well, I’ve been thinking for a while I should jazz it up, and I was sifting through WordPress themes to see what my options were and think about what I was going to do. I figured, with a chronic illness and a one-year-old in the picture, it would be best to plan meticulously, get everything I needed drawn, written and organised over a few weeks, and then pull it all together quickly and painlessly. Like a professional.

    I’m sure you can guess the general direction this is going.

    Three panels of a comic. In all, comic-Lucy lies sprawled in an armchair with a laptop in her lap. In panel one, she says ‘Hmmm… I quite like…’. In panel two, a tick shows up green on the laptop screen and there is a *click*. In panel three, the whole laptop screen is green and Lucy says ‘Fuck.’

    I ruined everything. I accidentally activated a new theme.

    And I couldn’t just switch back to my old layout because a) I would have to re-do the aesthetics anyway just like I would on a new layout and b) I had CSSed the crap out of the old one so actually it would take much, much longer to re-do.

    The only way out of the mess I had made was through.

    I kissed goodbye to my beloved sidebar. I love the old-school blogger vibe, jam-packed with buttons and banners and links and titbits. But the look is dated, probably no one else likes them, and it only shows up on desktop which hardly anyone uses outside of work these days anyway.

    We won’t linger on the new WordPress Site Editor [beta]. I do like the concept. It’s versatile. Makes all kinds of cool shit possible. But actually using it is kind of like trying to format anything in Word.

    Three panels of a comic. In the first, comic-Lucy sits at a desk with her laptop in front of her and slightly to the left (her right) and her baby on her lap but slightly to the right (her left). The baby has her glasses and is clearly very awkward to hold. Comic-Lucy says ‘I’ll just move this over…’ while moving a mouse. In the second, comic-Lucy makes a *click*, and a block of website that says ‘Silence Killed the Dinosaurs’ flies out of the laptop into the top right of the panel. Both comic-Lucy and her comic-baby look at it, baffled. In the third, the comic-baby stretches desperately to reach the block of website, glasses abandoned on the floor. Comic-Lucy struggles to hold her, a baby-foot in her face, and says ‘fffffffforklift.’

    I stayed up past midnight several nights running. I built headers and footers. I re-jigged menus. I vectored logos. I tripled checked everything would not size weird or go to complete shit when viewed on tablets or mobile.

    Three panels of a comic. In all, comic-Lucy and her partner sit next to each other on a couch in a dark room. There is a laptop resting on comic-Lucy’s couch arm, her partner has a TV remote. In the first, her partner is looking toward the viewer and holding the remote out in one hand like he is watching TV, the other arm is around Comic-Lucy. Comic-Lucy is turned to the side and typing furiously saying ‘fuck’ over and over with no punctuation. In the second, both comic-Lucy and her comic-partner look down at her stomach, which has *rumble* written over it along with wobbly radiating lines to indicated it is rumbling. In the third, her partner takes his arm from around comic-Lucy. Comic-Lucy looks directly at the viewer and says ‘fuck.’

    And then I got gastro.

    I realised to make all the new site editor elements work the way I wanted to, I would have to go back into each individual post I had ever made—as in, back seven years ago to 2014—and change/add various meta-data elements I had been pretending didn’t exist because life is too hard to learn new things even if they make everything look much more professional.

    And I don’t want to have a big, angsty moment here, but it’s really difficult to go look at old work. Like just … really difficult. I avoid it. I avoid it so much it’s the main reason I put off updating my site for so long in the first place.

    After a while I became completely desensitised to it, which I guess means it functioned as DIY exposure therapy and maybe I’m emotionally stronger and a better creator having done it or something I don’t know FEELINGS I don’t like feelings especially ones about myself they bother me into the worst flustery run on sentences it’s much more comfortable to draw myself being horribly obliterated.

    Back to nice, comfortable catastrophe. There was still heaps to get through and without the emotional distress melting my face off, it was just boring.

    In short, the last couple of weeks have been A LOT.

    But I did it.

    Comic-Lucy sits at her desk facing her laptop, one hand resting on the keyboard. Above are speech bubbles and sound effects reading: ‘Fuck…’ *click* ‘…’. She looks tired but happy.

    Ta da.

    Click around. Make yourself at home.

    I know what you’re thinking. Fuck yes that header-logo-banner-whateveritis image is awesome, and you bet your gastro arse you can get it on a mug.

    Now, excuse me while I go have a nap.


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  • Dribble

    A comic. Panel one: comic lucy looks around and says 'uh ... where'd the baby go?' there is a trail of dribble on the floor. In panel two, comic lucy points at the trail of dribble and says 'It's okay, she left a dribble trail!'. Panels four, five and six are smaller. In them, comic lucy follows the dribble trail through a cardboard box full of balls and past a potted plant that has been knocked over and nibbled on.
    The Comic continues. In the first panel, comic Lucy follows the dribble trail along the back of the couch and around the side ... Panel two is double the size. In it, a xenomorph leaps out from in front of the couch onto a very alarmed comic lucy.

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    Never a dull moment.

    Show this comic to someone who leaves a trail of dribble wherever they go. OR someone who is a xenomorph. Dealer’s choice.

    Remember, if you love my Silence Killed the Dinosaurs stories and comics, check out my Patreon page or  store. You can support my work and get unique rewards for as little as a dollar! Just so you know, I am now using affiliate links to my store. This means that if you follow one of the links from my site and buy something from my store, not only will I get an artist commission for designing it, but I will also get a small affiliate commission for, essentially, marketing it.

    As always, follow me for Silence Killed the Dinosaurs updates on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.


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  • Cat Feet

    Illustration of three cats. In the top image, the cat is stretched out, asleep, under a blanket. In the middle image, the cat has moved around. All it's feet are sticking out of the blanket beneath it's head and it's tail is looped around behind the blanket in an unlikely pose. In the bottom image, the cat has moved again. This time, a total of nine feet stick out from the blanket in different places, and it's tail is visible in two places from behind the blanket that indicate the tail is a ridiculous length.

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    Cats are impossible.

    Could you help me out and tell someone about Silence Killed the Dinosaurs? I’ve been doing this since 2014 and it’s been fun, but it would be great to get more eyes on it. So, tell someone about this comic who naps so hard their feet multiply.

    UPDATE: This illustration is available in my store as a print, mug, sweatshirt, and various other things.

    Remember, if you love my Silence Killed the Dinosaurs stories and comics, check out my Patreon page or  store. You can support my work and get unique rewards! Just so you know, I am now using affiliate links to my store. This means that if you follow one of the links from my site and buy something from my store, not only will I get an artist commission for designing it, but I will also get a small affiliate commission for, essentially, marketing it. This means buying something for my store doesn’t just support me, it EXTRA SUPPORTS ME.

    And don’t forget you can follow me for Silence Killed the Dinosaurs updates on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.


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  • Glasses

    2 panels. Panel 1, a professional-looking man in a white coat hands comic-Lucy a pair of glasses and says 'Glasses will help you see!'. Panel 2: a view from comic-Lucy's perspective. She is looking at a friend through her glasses. The friend is saying 'So how much difference does having glasses make?'. Everything outside the rim of the glasses is lightly blurred. Everything inside the rim of the glasses is clear, but smudged with fingerprints and covered in speckles of water.

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    Lifechanging.

    (For real though, I love my glasses and if you have only slightly dodgy vision and are on the fence on whether you should bother with glasses the answer is, yes, you should bother with glasses. I sat on that fence for years and with corrected 20/20 hindsight, it was really, really silly of me).

    Remember, if you love my Silence Killed the Dinosaurs stories and comics, check out my Patreon page or  store. You can support my work and get unique rewards! Just so you know, I am now using affiliate links to my store. This means that if you follow one of the links from my site and buy something from my store, not only will I get an artist commission for designing it, but I will also get a small affiliate commission for, essentially, marketing it. This means buying something for my store doesn’t just support me, it EXTRA SUPPORTS ME.

    And don’t forget you can follow me for Silence Killed the Dinosaurs updates on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.


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  • Nice Basket

    Text reads: All common household problems can be solved with a nice basket. Comics with six panels arranged in three rows. Row 1, panel 1: clutter on a bench, text: clutter. Row 1, panel 2, the clutter is now in a nice basket that is on the bench, text: nice basket. Row 2, Panel 1, a blur of a cat zooms across a room filled with scratched up furniture and nibbled plants, text: cat. Row 2, Panel 2, the cat is sitting in a nice basket, text: nice basket. Row 3, Panel 1, comic-lucy is standing in front of her house as a giant Cthulhu figure stomps towards it, text: Cthulhu. Row 3, Panel 2, comic-Lucy throws a nice basket at Cthulhu, bonking him in the head, text: nice basket.

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    True story. Unrelated, I will not be accepting critiques of this comic at this time.

    Remember, if you love my Silence Killed the Dinosaurs stories and comics, check out my Patreon page or  store. You can support my work and get unique rewards! Just so you know, I am now using affiliate links to my store. This means that if you follow one of the links from my site and buy something from my store, not only will I get an artist commission for designing it, but I will also get a small affiliate commission for, essentially, marketing it. This means buying something for my store doesn’t just support me, it EXTRA SUPPORTS ME.

    And don’t forget you can follow me for Silence Killed the Dinosaurs updates on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.


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  • Baby Practice

    A comic with five panels. Panel one takes up 1/3 of the page. In it, comic lucy is pregnant and sitting on a yellow couch with her partner, their cat is purring in his lap. Comic Lucy says 'I don't understand why some people see cats as practice for babies. They're totally different!' The next three panels are smaller and together take up the middle 1/3rd of the page. In the first, a cat nibbles on a houseplant and a baby also nibbles on a houseplant. In the second, a baby drops their sippy cup off their highchair, and a cat sits on a table next to them having just pushed off a glass which is smashed on the ground. In the third, comic lucy stands holded the baby, who is biting her cheek and pulling her hair, while a cat is attached to and biting her leg. The final panel takes the bottom 1/3 of the page. In it, lucy's partner has a laser pointer and is moving it around the floor as both the cat and the baby go after it. Comic Lucy is standing next to them and says 'Fine. There's some overlap'

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    I mean, not right away, but when the crawling starts.

    Remember, if you love my Silence Killed the Dinosaurs stories and comics, check out my Patreon page or  store. You can support my work and get unique rewards! Just so you know, I am now using affiliate links to my store. This means that if you follow one of the links from my site and buy something from my store, not only will I get an artist commission for designing it, but I will also get a small affiliate commission for, essentially, marketing it. This means buying something for my store doesn’t just support me, it EXTRA SUPPORTS ME.

    And don’t forget you can follow me for Silence Killed the Dinosaurs updates on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.


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