Silence Killed the Dinosaurs by Lucy Grove-Jones

Category: Humour

  • Naps

    Naps

    … And it looks like I’ll have plenty of opportunity to have them over the next week, as South Australia (where I live) has gone into hardcore lockdown to crush a covid outbreak. In fact, it’s practically my civil duty to nap right now.

  • Horror

    Horror

    I’m not as good at this as I want to be.

  • Concentration

    Concentration

    I have no in between.

  • Troubling Questions

    Troubling Questions

    I mean, I’m assuming it’s the beard and one of us isn’t just going bald down there.

  • Distractions

    Distractions

    He’s loving working from home with me.

  • I Wrote A Novel*

    I Wrote A Novel*

    And immediately I thought to myself, I should write a story about writing that story. It could be meta and funny and clever. I have so many amazing anecdotes about this process, e.g., the time I sat in a Casino for a bit to see what the fuss was about for Research Purposes, or the…

  • Foot

    Foot

    Nightmare.

  • Living With A Bookworm #2

    Living With A Bookworm #2

    Everything Shakespeare wrote is a dick joke, a gloriously terrible pun, a sword fight, or a gloriously terrible pun that is also a dick joke taking place during a sword fight. If he had been big on adding stage directions, I’m certain ‘[pelvic thrust for emphasis]’ would be part of the Great Western Literary Tradition. 

  • Living With A Bookworm #1

    Living With A Bookworm #1

    But seriously, what are you reading?

  • Easter for Sadists

    Easter for Sadists

    Easter is here, and that means it’s time for my two favourite things—excessive chocolate consumption and crushing my loved ones under the sheer weight of my competitive pettiness. I probably need to explain that last one…