He Can Thunder My Lizard Any Day

Team Brontosaurus

I’m glad that palaeontologists decided to go with Brontosaurus in 2015. Apatosaurus just isn’t long term relationship material.

P.S. When this hit the focus groups (i.e., when I came up with the idea at 2am and woke up my partner by giggling uncontrollably and generally making a lot of noise and fuss for 2am so that he would ask what I was doing) it became apparent that not everyone just casually knows that “Brontosaurus” means “Thunder Lizard”. It does.

P.P.S Apatosaurus means “Deceptive Lizard”. Just saying.

14 responses to “He Can Thunder My Lizard Any Day”

  1. BRH Avatar

    Love it. I think you just made me compsog my nathus!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. silencekilledthedinosaurs Avatar

      Hah! I don’t for certain what comsog my nathus means (I could make some interesting guesses) but I love it.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. betunada Avatar

    how are we saving dinosaurs? although I did think of that every time I eschew plastic bags, or plastic anything, or recycle, tho I suspect it is too late to “save” ’em, but any thing is allegedly possible.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. silencekilledthedinosaurs Avatar

      Do you mean the ‘save a dinosaur’ text I have for writing a comment? Because silence kills them. So don’t be silent.

      Although recycling couldn’t hurt.


  3. The Fullmetal Narcissist Avatar
    The Fullmetal Narcissist

    Apatasaurus is a simp bitch who can’t even hold onto a girl. It’s about time he got that weak game out of here, man.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Problems With Infinity Avatar

    Ok I have actually written a comment twice for this post in the past week, but I kept submitting it when my internet wasn’t working and then the comment was lost!!

    I love your Brontosaurus thunder god!! I hadn’t heard they decided to go back to using Brontosaurus, but I’m glad they did!! I always hated the name Apatosaurus!!

    I freaking adore your site btw, it always makes me happy to read and to know you exist!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. silencekilledthedinosaurs Avatar

      I’m glad you persevered with the comment! I love hearing nice things about me.

      The best thing is that there is a species of Brontosaurus called Brontosaurus excelsus. Thunder Lizard Excelsior (well, close enough). Someone needs to inform Stan Lee and get a comic made.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Problems With Infinity Avatar

        How does Brontosaurus excelsus exist??? That’s such a freaking awesome name. Stan Lee definitely must be informed about Thunder Lizard Excelsior!

        Liked by 1 person

  5. Problems With Infinity Avatar

    Oh also I need to add your link to my sidebar- I am actually THE WORST person in the world, sorry about that. I will add it this evening!!!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. silencekilledthedinosaurs Avatar

      Haha. I should play it cool and act like I haven’t been waiting for it, but I’m so not cool. Never have been, never will be.

      Eeee! There it is! I looked! My first proper advertising!


  6. Sophia Ball Avatar

    Thunder lizard has definitely been under-appreciated. No longer!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Sophia Ball Avatar

    Coincidentally, my hat has a lizard on it. I literally just noticed my relevance to this whole conversation.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. silencekilledthedinosaurs Avatar

      I approve of lizards on hats.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Sophia Ball Avatar

        It’s honestly hard not too.

        Liked by 1 person

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