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Bear With Me
Disclaimer: a Proper Writer is just someone who writes stuff. You don’t have to pass a comma test to get a license or anything.
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Amazing Ideas
It’s very important to write everything down.
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Pests
Cats are very useful.
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Books
Got any book recommendations for me?
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A Case of Shit Bees (Impostor Syndrome)
Do you ever peek at the last page in a book? Sometimes I do. This story ends with me winning first place in a youth art competition. I was eleven, quite young compared to some of the other people who had entered. The person who came second was older than me. I saw her face…
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Toast Speaking
The pressure of living with someone as hilarious as me gets to him sometimes.
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Expecting
I’ve never been someone who makes a fuss over Valentine’s Day, but last year it just happened to be the day I got my contraceptive device removed. My partner and I had wine with dinner—what I planned to be my last glass in long time—and we were happy. This is the story of the year…
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Good, Better, Best
Good, better, best.
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In Defence of Mini Marshmallows
This being the internet, I recently got into an argument with a blogger about the best marshmallows to put in hot chocolate. In her corner, giant marshmallows; in mine, mini…
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The War Continues
There will be no end.
Silence Killed The Dinosaurs 