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A Phrase I Imagine Wrong #2
Feathered hats are a pre-requisite for plundering. It’s just a fact.
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More The Thing
One time after hardly sleeping for many, many days and nights (ah, the heady days of chronic insomnia plus university assignments and poor time management), I decided on a whim that The Thing (the 80s one) was absolutely, unbeatably amazing…
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A Phrase I Imagine Wrong
Suffer with me
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The Apocryphal Tale of the Octopus Liver
Before we begin, let me quickly introduce my dad. My dad wore a Greek fisherman’s hat everywhere. My dad cooked squid spinach. My dad was notorious for eating unusual things, particularly seafood. He told us which flowers in our garden were technically edible and snacked on them. He fossicked in rock pools and consumed their…
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Halloween Helper
Here’s the thing. The mummy could be about to say, “No worries! Hang tight while I’ll pop to the store for you!”
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A Case of Shit Bees (Impostor Syndrome)
Do you ever peek at the last page in a book? Sometimes I do. This story ends with me winning first place in a youth art competition. I was eleven, quite young compared to some of the other people who had entered. The person who came second was older than me. I saw her face…
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Good, Better, Best
Good, better, best.
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The War Continues
There will be no end.
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Bath
Rough day
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The War of the Plants
I have never confronted my mum about this, but I’m pretty sure I’m at least 50% elvish. Having plants around makes me feel good. It always has. When I was a kid in need of a private place to sulk, I would climb a tree. After a long hard day of being a nerd in…
Silence Killed The Dinosaurs 