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The Apocryphal Tale of the Octopus Liver
Before we begin, let me quickly introduce my dad. My dad wore a Greek fisherman’s hat everywhere. My dad cooked squid spinach. My dad was notorious for eating unusual things, particularly seafood. He told us which flowers in our garden were technically edible and snacked on them. He fossicked in rock pools and consumed their…
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Half a Glass
Which are you?
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Work-From-Home Colleagues
The untold problems involved in working from home.
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Halloween Helper
Here’s the thing. The mummy could be about to say, “No worries! Hang tight while I’ll pop to the store for you!”
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Life and Blanket Forts
So that’s me right now. How are you all doing?
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Amazing Ideas
It’s very important to write everything down.
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Pests
Cats are very useful.
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A Case of Shit Bees (Impostor Syndrome)
Do you ever peek at the last page in a book? Sometimes I do. This story ends with me winning first place in a youth art competition. I was eleven, quite young compared to some of the other people who had entered. The person who came second was older than me. I saw her face…
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Toast Speaking
The pressure of living with someone as hilarious as me gets to him sometimes.
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Expecting
I’ve never been someone who makes a fuss over Valentine’s Day, but last year it just happened to be the day I got my contraceptive device removed. My partner and I had wine with dinner—what I planned to be my last glass in long time—and we were happy. This is the story of the year…
Silence Killed The Dinosaurs 