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Our cat, Percy, has come up with a new game. He likes it very much. I do not.
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Silence Killed The Dinosaurs 
NO PUSSCAT. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!
Percy is war all the way.
Rofl I have an on going joke/ story idea about greek gods being cats. Kit is Hypnos, maybe Percy is Ares 😅
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Thank goodness my cat is too old to do that. He just puts his 20lb behind on my lap until my legs go to sleep. That’s his superpower.
That is an excellent superpower.
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loooool! Fab post!! My Ex’s cat used to do that, so this made me giggle out loud.
I’m really hoping he gets bored of it and finds a new (gentler) game … but so far no luck.
My parents’ cat will follow you into the bathroom and hop on your lap while you’re using the toilet… I was convinced that was where this was going LOL! But yikes…the teeth, the blood…bad kitty!
Haha my cat does do that sometimes (more often when he was a kitten though, and during the day). It’s … awkward.
Before we were married when my husband used to come over to my house my cat Arthur used to lurk around a corner and leap out at him. Bite and hang on. It shows what a good person my husband is that he did not hold this against me or the cat and so Arthur came along when we got married. Luckily he quit doing this though he was never too friendly. Wow that is a long time ago because we got married in 1987 but I feel sure my husband has vivid memories of Arthur to this day.
So relatable! Both the wee hours need to pee, and the running the gauntlet to/from the bathroom with a sharp-clawed cat hiding to take advantage of the situation!
Ha. Why did I think the monster would be a cat when I saw the pat pats? XD I did not see the ending coming, though! I am pretty convinced all cats have a high potential for destruction, though, based off of personal experience! Take care! <3
Your cat is my besty!!!!❤❤❤
Mine too!
I didn’t know cats are so bad :)))))
They aren’t always, but they sure can be!
I really like your blog !
Glad to hear it! Thank you!
You left the bedroom door open.
As far as the monster is concerned, you are fair game now :P
It’s a calculated risk. The alternative is blocking the cat from his litter all night. I would rather fight monsters than deal with surprise cat poo in my bedroom.