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I’m back!
I have returned from my honeymoon in New Zealand! This means that I will be responding to comments and creating new content again. Before you ask, no, I didn’t bring you back anything. I’m sorry. I find buying souvenirs for people weirdly stressful. I keep overthinking it. The gift should be something nice to receive, not…
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That glorious feeling …
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Rebel without a cause
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BIG NEWS
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He Can Thunder My Lizard Any Day
I’m glad that palaeontologists decided to go with Brontosaurus in 2015. Apatosaurus just isn’t long term relationship material. P.S. When this hit the focus groups (i.e., when I came up with the idea at 2am and woke up my partner by giggling uncontrollably and generally making a lot of noise and fuss for 2am so…
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“So, what do you do?”: An Apology
My apology comes on two fronts. First, I’m sorry to people who ask me this question. You don’t really know me and you’re trying to maintain conversation through the inevitable lull. You pull out the old faithful “so, what do you do?” expecting a good fifteen minutes where you can just coast on me nattering…
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It’s My Birthday!
And I am now officially on the late twenties side of 25. This has me concerned that by now I should have my shit together, or at least have a more respectable shit-together versus shit-all-over-the-place ratio. Or at the very least I should act more like an adult. (If you’re thinking, ‘wait, you’re getting married soon…
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Obligatory Wedding Planning Rant
Weddings are hard. If you haven’t yet organised one, I know that you think you already know this. You don’t. Before I got engaged, I thought I knew about them. I thought I knew how over-the-top they could get, how stupidly expensive they are and how rigid some people’s opinions about the dos and don’ts…
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Always Remember the Silver Lining
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A Quest to Emergency: Follow Up
Silence Killed The Dinosaurs 