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Relaxing
Did I do it right
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Am I An Adult?
One year when I was still in highschool I asked for a green ipod for my birthday. The green was important. It was an unwell pistachio colour, sort of warm and cool at the same time. But teenagers aren’t renowned for their emotional restraint and despite the vomit-untertone I couldn’t have fallen more head-over-heads in…
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Brewing Tea
A (frequent) tragedy in three acts.
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More The Thing
One time after hardly sleeping for many, many days and nights (ah, the heady days of chronic insomnia plus university assignments and poor time management), I decided on a whim that The Thing (the 80s one) was absolutely, unbeatably amazing…
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A Phrase I Imagine Wrong
Suffer with me
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Something Insignificant
I have thought about writing a follow-up to ‘Expecting’ dealing with the aftermath of my third miscarriage, but I haven’t. I’ve tried several times. But it’s proved too emotional, and then I realised…
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Thunder Lizard
For those who like fart jokes as explicit as possible, I drew another version.
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Meow
Are you even a cat owner if you don’t mock your cat’s dramatic feed-me meows?
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The Apocryphal Tale of the Octopus Liver
Before we begin, let me quickly introduce my dad. My dad wore a Greek fisherman’s hat everywhere. My dad cooked squid spinach. My dad was notorious for eating unusual things, particularly seafood. He told us which flowers in our garden were technically edible and snacked on them. He fossicked in rock pools and consumed their…
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Half a Glass
Which are you?
Silence Killed The Dinosaurs 